Blue Apron Review: Crispy Catfish with Yellow Curry and Bird’s Eye Chile Sauce

Mmmmm I love curry, I was so looking forward to this dinner! I was tasked with the catfish dish this week because last time partner made a catfish Blue Apron meal he claimed it was “nerve-wracking,” so I took point on this fishy recipe.

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Sorry I did a shit job of putting things on the table, but can you spot the chili?

This recipe is pretty straight forward, it’s delightfully browned catfish with a thick curry served over lime rice with a spicy ponzu sauce.

First, the chili they gave us WAS SO TINY! Not including the stem, the chili wasn’t much longer than my fingernail – and I have pretty tiny hands. We like the heat in this house, so I really wish they gave us a bigger Bird’s Eye Chili.

I also had some mixed feelings about using powdered coconut milk. I should have just scrapped it and used the coconut milk I had on hand, but that’s not how most people experience this recipe. Also, I would have ended up with a 1/4 cup of powdered coconut milk and nothing to use it on. The end result: it made the curry SUUUUUUUPER thick and was incredibly difficult to get the powder to fully incorporate into the water. I did not achieve success there, I still had a few lumps after whisking it FOREVER. I kept going back to it, trying to get the chunks out with no success.

This recipe did make me realize I need to use rice flour to coat my pan fried foods more often – its light, doesn’t get lumpy as easily as regular flour and still gives a delightful crisp.

My biggest gripe with this was the curry! My curry was basically a gelatinous kale blob. I cooked it for less time than it called for, as well as used more liquid… I’m blaming that damn coconut milk powder #neveragain

A tasty surprise and best part was the side that didn’t make it into the title: lime rice. It isn’t lime juice rice, but lime zest rice, with a pinch of salt. It was SO GOOD and I think I’ll use this as as my main type of rice to serve with curries as most South Asian curries are served with lime and this rice just adds a bit of a citrus kick.

Side-note: I’ve never cooked catfish outside of a Blue Apron recipe. My mom and brother hate catfish because of the “distinct” flavor, but I haven’t had a recipe yet that makes me balk at finishing the fish. In this case, we served the ponzu sauce over the fish, and BOOM a little chili pepper, salt and the fishy, funky flavor is controlled!

As usual, the serving size was a bit larger than necessary, less rice would fix that. The amount of curry the recipe yielded was smaller than anticipated, so there was some extra rice that was left un-curried.

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Forgot to take a proper meal photo, but see what I mean…the curry is weird and chunky and there is too much rice!

Get the recipe and instructions here. All the Blue Apron recipes are on their site.

Rating: 3.5/5 stars

Have you made this recipe before? Let me know what issues you ran into while making it – or if you’ve solved any of mine!

This post was not endorsed by Blue Apron in any way, I’m just a big fan!

Blue Apron Review: Spiced Pork Burgers with Pickled Beets & Cone Cabbage Slaw

This recipe was not made by me, but I did get to eat it! And ooooh man, this sucker is going into the recipe box, or at least half of it is. I’ve never had an overabundance of something be so frustrating #firstworldproblems

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My one job was to get beer on the table, since this is a burger after all. I had two big bottles of Lake Effect Brewing‘s Brett Framboise in the fridge, so I grabbed one of those for dinner. Tart, fruity, gorgeous and C’MON GUYS IT’S A FRAMBOISE THEY ARE ALWAYS GOOD! Boo-thang serves up dinner to go with beer and Friday night is off to a fruity start. After a couple of bites, I asked my partner “Is this goat cheese?” he goes, “Bleu cheese or goat cheese, I don’t remember.”

I was insulted he would just list off two VERY DIFFERENT CHEESES. It’s like he doesn’t care about my feelings! I love cheese too much for him to not care. So I made him go look it up, and upon review, it was definitely goat cheese.

Anyway, pork burgers always get me excited, I think they’re superior to beef burgers and I know that is a controversial opinion. Suck it. This pork burger was PHENOMENAL. I scarfed the burger down and wished out loud for another. I would have *actually* eaten two of these, and skipped the obnoxious coleslaw (I’ll get to the slaw in a minute.).

The Challah buns were tasty and toasted, but my top bun had a fat carrot imprint, but alas, this was food delivered to me using my space phone then magically shipped to my apartment by strangers, so I can handle a slightly squished bun. I loved, loved, loved the goat cheese dijon burger spread paired with the pickled beet… a truly mind blowing taste combo. My nips get hard just thinking about it, the flavor was that good. Not many foods have that effect on people. I’d highly recommend this burger if you love either a) beets b) goat cheese 3) want to have erotic thoughts about food.

Now, onto coleslaw… why the hell did we get AN ENTIRE HEAD OF CABBAGE FOR TWO SERVINGS.  When boo thang started cutting up the cabbage I told him “maybe just do half the cabbage…”

He fights me on it for a second and decided I was probably right. Later, he had to upgrade to a bigger bowl because (surprise!) it still made a metric FUCKTON of coleslaw. I can’t physically eat a half a cabbage because my jaw will seize up before I make it through the trough needed to hold that much coleslaw. After pulling out a reasonably large bowl at first, he later had to upgrade to our biggest plastic “we’re taking this camping” bowl, and we *definitely* had leftovers. Cutting the already-halved recipe in half still didn’t get it to fit on our plates. Then, lucky for me, I got some nice squishy coleslaw leftovers the next day. I love leftover coleslaw, when it gets to rest overnight in the vinegar and makes the cabbage all squishy… but I’m in the minority in liking squishy, not crispy, coleslaw.

Also, as far as coleslaws go, it was painfully basic and needed more vinegar, the whole 2 tablespoons the recipe called for was like throwing a pint glass of water at a house fire. It just wasn’t going make a difference.

At this point, everything is said and done and I’ve eaten my pile of slaw, was daydreaming of that burger and the day we’ll meet again. Oh! Blog. So I asked my partner what the hardest part of the recipe was, since he was the chef for this meal. In past experiences he had some trouble pan frying fish, figuring out when chicken is cooked through, etc, so I figured it would be something similar. His answer?

“The pork. I don’t like touching raw pork. It’s icky.”

So there you go. If you don’t like touching raw pork, RUN FOR THE HILLS! This recipe isn’t for you, according to my significant other. Otherwise, super simple.

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Look at this slaw. A pile almost as tall as the burger, over half a plate of just fuckin’ cabbage. Also see sad bun top.

Anyway, if you’ve had this recipe, let me know what you think! Also, if you had any semi-erotic thoughts about that burger… we can be friends. Our palates are on the same page.

Check out the full recipe and direction on the Blue Apron website. Stay tuned for more Blue Apron reviews!

Overall rating: 2.5/5 stars since it requires an obnoxious amount of recipe adjustment and apparently handling raw pork.

Burger alone rating: Infinity stars *swoon*

This post was not endorsed in any way by Blue Apron, I’m just a big fan!

Blue Apron: Getting Started!

The first time I had a Blue Apron meal I was at my best friend’s house a couple days before her wedding. Her soon-to-be hubby was out at his bachelor party and we were cleaning their apartment and organizing things to be taken to the venue in a couple days.

Soon-to-be hubby texts her “Make sure to eat one of those Blue Apron meals, they’ll go bad!” We pick out one of the two meals left in their fridge – fancy ramen for dinner!

It fed 3 hungry girls who’ve spent the last 4 hours cleaning and drinking wine. Also, holy crap the directions are easy to follow!

Best friend tells me they do Blue Apron because fiancé is really bad in the kitchen, so this is how he pulls his weight – making 3 meals a week that are easy for inexperienced chefs.

They stick the three recipe cards to the fridge, plan out which days they’ll have Blue Apron meals and which days she’ll whip up dinner from scratch.

I decided my partner, who one time successfully made me DELICIOUS enchiladas that took 4 hours to make, could probably use some help. Usually if I go “Aaaaah, I don’t want to make dinner tonight…”

His universal suggestion is “How about ramen?”Not fancy ramen. The kind that comes in the square bag, with sodium off the charts, good for when you’re hungover type ramen.

So we get their referral code, and I have to bug my partner for WEEKS to actually sign up. I’m thinking he probably just doesn’t want to cook, but I remind him, it is only fair he helps out, and this way he doesn’t need to do any of the grocery shopping. He hates grocery shopping. He’s sold. Booya.

Now this is a great idea in theory. Where my best friend and her (now) hubby have found balance in him making those 3 meals a week and she usually covers the other 4 nights a week, our household… not so much.

It has ended up with me making 2 of the 3 meals each week, since I can actually get the recipes done in the amount of time they put on the recipe card and I don’t get flustered or upset when I come home have to immediately start cooking. Partner enjoys a good sit, a big glass of water, and reading the internet after he gets home (from being on cushy, company-provided transportation with wifi… for a half an hour. I get a little annoyed about this when I’m hungry.)

But back to how it works! They send you a big, heavy box on a pre-determined day – ours is Friday, some other folks in our building get them on Wednesday. It includes 3 recipe cards, a “learn more about this ingredient” card, two big ice packs and all the food you’ll need for the week.

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Info card on different types of chilis!

My favorite part is the “nick-knacks” bags – it includes all the pre-portioned seasonings, small produce, oils, vinegars, condiments, etc. You should ALWAYS refrigerate those little suckers, however, make sure to leave it out long enough for the ingredients to get close to room temp for cooking. There are a few reasons for this, including proper incorporation, but also I mentioned OILS being in there. You want those to be a little warmer otherwise they’re thick and weird, especially if you end up using the oil for a slaw or something where the oil isn’t heated. Do yourself a favor, take the nick-knacks out early!

Th point of Blue Apron, to them, is to make dinner faster ad more convenient. While I understand that is what we’re getting, the service isn’t perfect.

PROS

  • The recipe cards WITH PICTURES are great. It helps to show novice chefs how small “diced” means, for example. They’re also really easy to follow, just make sure to read them all the way through before you begin.
  • Pre-portioned foods – sometimes they give you a weird ingredient you’d never usually use, luckily you usually won’t have any spices/main ingredients leftovers. For example, they don’t give you a huge bunch of cilantro, they give you exactly what you need.
  • Tasty – we haven’t had something that wasn’t absolutely delicious yet. Seriously, they sent us something with Brussels sprouts… and I ATE IT!
  • High quality ingredients – I am always in awe of the ginger. It is so, so juicy. All other ingredients are super fresh, almost never bruised and are always in peak ripeness. I dare them to send me an avocado recipe.

 

CONS

  • My biggest gripe is WASTE! They put everything into individual labelled bags(a single carrot? really?!). I understand for more unique ingredients folks may not recognize, but a single carrot DOES NOT need its own labelled bag. The recipe card has PICTURES of all the food so even that shouldn’t be a problem. Everything except for very large produce is put in a bag with a label, and I really hope it’s all recyclable, but it would be better if it was all compostable packaging.
  • Strange recipe quirks – they’re REALLY into making you cut a scallion into the white portion and adding it to a frying pan, and adding the green bits to the final dish. You gave me one scallion. There isn’t enough flavor in jut the white part for this recipe. Unnecessary.
  • Only frying pan recipes – we haven’t had a single dish that goes in the over yet, save for toasting bread. I’d LOVE to see some baked chicken or something!
  • Large portions – I’m always a little *too* full, one recipe called for AN ENTIRE HEAD OF CABBAGE. Do you think I’m eating half of a cabbage for dinner as a side? How is that realistic? We used half of the cabbage, stored the other half, and still had leftover slaw.

Overall, it’s super tasty, super convenient (save for the time DHL lost our package… Blue Apron refunded us for that week). The recipes end up costing $10/person, so it is $60 week for Blue Apron. At first we thought that price was high. Usually when you end up cooking at home, it is ALMOST $5/person per meal, however that often ends up with a lot of food waste – wilted produce from that salad you never made, expired sauces that you only used once, etc. Also you don’t have to look for any recipes or go grocery shopping, so you are definitely paying for convenience.

And the excessive packaging. You’re paying for that.

This post was not endorsed by Blue Apron, I’m just a fan!